THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He...
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hahahah INDIGESTION, n. A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind.
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Ha! Thanks for the laugh! ---------------JulianI've been trying to justify you. In the end, I will just defy you.As I Am - by Dream Theater
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One night my wife stood naked in front of the mirror."Look at me" she said."My breasts are beginning to sag""My stomach is flabby.""My bum is getting bigger""My legs look like they have roads maps on...
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Jody de La Rochefoucauld - There is nothing more horrible than the murder of a beautiful theory by a brutal gang of facts.
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my wife said she wanted a present.She wanted something that went from zero to 160 in 3 secondsSo I bought her bathroom scales.
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When you get to my age you won't see anything funny about any of those jokes. Life is not a Dress Rehersal - Life is a gift - Unwrap it !!!
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What you mean? liezel? I just got a good chuckle out of them. Of course, we guys just get better looking as we get older. Oops, don't through that frying pan at me!!! ...Bill
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Mary was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be...
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